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Act of shoving a hot piece of bacon into some delicious medium-firm tofu while your genitalia is also in it causing it to firm up and feel extremely good.
Dude yesterday I tried the Tofu Bacon and it felt great but my dinner was even better that night.
by Linkdicks September 03, 2008

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