Damn, man! You don't want to carpool with me this week- my girlfriend made me go veggie and I've got tofu ass.
by Hugh Jass February 7, 2003
Bullshittin as motherfucker. Bland, boring, and someone no one likes (well lame people...like vegans). In addition, takes on the personality of the each individual they associate with (poser)(as if you cook tofu in something making it flavorful)...fake as fuck.
by The Seasons February 20, 2018