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1. Todmorden
A small Yorkshire market town in the middle of no-where yet the middle of everywhere. Has an inter-related (i.e., inbred) population. Full of sheep. 90% of the population is over the age of 60. Liked by the middle classes as they see it as "quaint" and "village-y". Has 3 pubs and 1 hairdressers for every person living there. Used to have cotton mills, now it doesn't, instead they are flats.
"I come from Todmorden"
"Where?"
"in Calderdale"
"?"
"Yorkshire?"
"Ahhh"
2. todmorden
a pseudonym for inbred hell hole
your mom is your sister and you live on a coucil estate in todmorden
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