Old Man's Todger

A crude name for a cocktail made from all the left-overs of your alcohol collection. Named so as it is likely not to taste dis-similar to an Old Man's Todger.

RTJ: Herman, got any more booze?

Herman Dogg: Only a half a can of Stella, some moldy old red wine and some absinthe.

RTJ: I'll knock up and Old Man's Todger then.

by rtj loco December 21, 2003

Worn out todger

When a man has had a large amount of children to the point his todger has likely worn out.

Wow Feodor Vassilyev must have a worn out todger!

by Cheez 🧀 February 20, 2021

Todger

Prince Harry's penis.

"... and the next thing I knew my todger would be all over the front pages.”

by rockin_hard February 5, 2023

Jammy Todger

(n) the act of self-pleasuring using jam as a lubricant

I ran out of moisturizer but did find some jam so had a crafty jammy todger.

by voloscrew September 2, 2023

little todger

Little penis

Wow you got a very little todger !! IT'S TINY

by Djfjrndjf3j June 3, 2017