Meat Toboggan 

Gripping a mans entrails like the reins of Santa's sleigh, streaking through the fresh morning snow on a trail of bile and gore, as his eyes beg the same question as the horrified children in his wake. "Why?"

I took your girl on a ride in my meat toboggan.

Meat Toboggan by Djmym October 9, 2015

eh tabooey

An extremely offensive term to Elites, NEVER SAY THIS WHEN ELITES ARE PRESENT

Elite 1: eh tabooey
Elite 2-12: WUGHWUWHAAAAAWUWAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

eh tabooey by eh tabooey January 6, 2022

kageyama tobio 

Kageyama Tobio is a volleyball player (position: setter) for Karasuno High School in the incredibly popular Anime series, Haikyuu!!.

He is FUCKING BEAUTIFUL (like, have you seen his face!?), and even though he's rough around the edges, he's a genuinely good person.

He is currently 16 years old, 180.6 cm tall, and has been offered to participate in the National Youth Training Camp in Japan. (Just some background info ;) )

He's often shipped with fellow teammate, Hinata Shouyo. (Position: middle blocker; number 10). Their ship name is KageHina.

The smut is good. Check it out on wattpad lmao

Friend A: "Shittt, did you see the new Haikyuu!! episode last night?"

Friend B: "omg yeah I did! Kageyama Tobio is so good!"

kageyama tobio by Momo is my dog's name September 12, 2017

Doctor Toboggan 

Also named Mantis Toboggan. A doctor that moves in for scraps. He's prone to drop monster condoms that he uses for his magnum dong. You should watch him feast.

I need a fake doctors note.
Just get one from Doctor Toboggan

Doctor Toboggan by CWALK November 12, 2013

snowy noggin - no toboggan

euphemism for a man of advanced years who suffers from erectile dysfunction

Scientists should tell closed-minded, right-wingers that genetic research will produce a cure for snowy noggin - no toboggan.

snowy noggin - no toboggan by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 13, 2013

Ultimate Taboo

When identical twins have sex with each other.

I walked in on Easton & Aden (twins) trying to surprise them when I found the two having sex with each other, they were committing the ultimate taboo.

Ultimate Taboo by DonatelloTheLuvBird May 10, 2014

pink toboggan 

A donkey punch which is performed at the top of a staircase or water slide.

Thud! Thud! Thud!
Concerned Dad: What's all the commotion?!
Ryan: Sorry, sir. I just gave your daughter a pink toboggan.

pink toboggan by Ryan Guide October 20, 2008