noun.An extremely slow person. Describes someone who does something clueless or irrational, especially of high school age. origin: Tobin Learning Center(for mentally defficient students) Kingston High school
You can't remember your own phone number!? You Tobin.
by "brotha ben" September 13, 2005
Top Definition
a cool and talented person. gets madd hoes and head
you almost get as much pussy as much hoes as tobin
by Kareem Bakr April 27, 2006
The kind of guy who will eat all your shrimp at your holiday party leaving none for your guests. And then ask for more.
Quick they are running out of shrimp. Who invited Tobin any ways?
by stifflerr November 20, 2009
1.Tobin is the standard used to measure Badassness. The scale is 1 to 10 and displayed as an exponent. Unless your a Tobin then you are an 11 on the scale.

2. Older definitions refer to "someone that gets mad hoes and head" while this is true a Tobin treats a woman with respect and dignity and never uses the term ho. This only gets him more hoes and head.

3. Term used to define a feeling that can not usually be described. Seeing an old friend you have not seen in years, or hearing your favorite song in an unexpected setting.

4. A leather strap used to sharpen knives.
1. Damn that pilot that landed the jet in the river was a
Tobin 10x10.

2. I don't usually sleep with someone on a 1st date but your such a Tobin I can't help myself.

3. I just had my 1st baby, I feel so Tobin.
by Guy not named Tobin March 10, 2012
To involuntarily spit the contents of your mouth (usually liquid) after finding something rather amusing.
I was drinking chocolate milkshake and did a Tobin all over the strangers on the bus, most embarrassing day of my life.
by Something Something NSA July 13, 2014
Tobin will sleep with ur father and then he will cum in ur hair and he is a back stabber
by Shinkuwa October 22, 2013
Worse then being a dick or an asshole. Very few people can accomplish such a task as this, but with true Tobins it comes very natural.
Wow, that guy is definitely a Tobin.
by whitboy_90 October 22, 2011
(adj) toe-bin: to be lazy, slow, sometimes anti-social, or not wanting to do anything but sleep, eat, and drink.
Go get your food and stop being a tobin.
by infestedXmind April 20, 2008

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