tobaccopalypse Share definition Flag The day federal government bans Tobacco in all 50 states and shit hits the fan. Ted bought 10 cartons of cigarettes in hopes it'll last him through the upcoming tobaccopalypse. tobaccopalypse by RokksohGloves November 5, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the tobaccopalypse mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch