toastwhore

Someone who has an obsessive love of toast

"Leah is such a toastwhore, she's had 3 slices today!"

toastwhore by toastwhore May 24, 2005

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toastprophet

One surrounded by a holy aura of toast.

The ToastProphet ate some toast, which was... good... and... toastiness.

toastprophet by Toast July 22, 2004

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toastghost#0316 • toasthouse • toastophile • toastphobia • toastprophet • toastwhore

toastphobia

The fear of toast/Crispy bread

Did you hear Norman had Toastphobia and went insane?

toastphobia by OHTHATSGAYSOCK October 23, 2015

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toastophile

Someone who likes to shag toasters

David: Why are you arresting me?!
Police: You were shagging a toaster! You are a toastophile

toastophile by HELLOOOO December 22, 2020

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toasthouse

a fat, ugly, smelly, vulgar and perverted old man. A particularly degenerate and foul-mouthed bum, tramp or hobo.

That glue factory smells nearly as bad as a toasthouse.

toasthouse by Fester March 3, 2004

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toastghost#0316

A rather average yet sweet person who never Cusses

That person is such a toastghost#0316

toastghost#0316 by I am fricking Batman December 6, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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