toastage

a gnarly new way to say toasted or...something of the sort .

Instead of saying "you just got your butt kicked"
you would say "duuude your butt just got some definite TOASTAGE"

its a pretty gangster term

your butt just got some major toastage !

toastage by emifart September 6, 2007

maiden toastage

The first toast with a new toaster.

We just got a new Hello Kitty toaster and my dad described the toasted design on the maiden toastage as looking like 3 odd shaped squares.

maiden toastage by poopdag February 17, 2012

Tastage 

The act of putting your lips savoringly on a succulent piece of food making your taste buds light up.

As I touched the burger with my lips, I felt massive tastage.

Tastage by RealNitro June 16, 2021

ToastMage 

Someone who is severely sexually attracted to animals, specifically dogs or cats.

That person is fucking my dog, he is definitely ToastMage

ToastMage by zenjim December 7, 2021