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Old fashioned Brit. rhyming slang. Toast = burnt bread = Dead.

(Variation "Hovis" a type of brown bread in UK)
I published a goatse pic of the Queen. I'm toast.
by fortophor August 13, 2007
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1. Toasted sliced bread
2. Ready sliced bread that is packaged and bought from shops (before toasting).
Mum: "Can you get some eggs, milk and toast from the supermarket?"
Answer "yeah do you want Hovis or Warbuttons?"
by LanguageExpert_likes_cats July 05, 2013
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Toast is the ridiculous word used to describe a ridiculous situation or statement. When someone says something to you that you don't have an answer for, toast is the appropriate response.

Toast can either be the answer to a question or a nonsensical response to a weird statement. It basically means, "I don't understand what you just said or why you said it, but whatever floats your boat."
Person 1: "I like to pick lint out of my belly button."
Person 2: "Toast?"

Person 1: "I'm so pretty. Don't you think so?"
Person 2: "Toast."
by LoloManolo November 23, 2012
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Very hot guy. A guy that you could nom up.
Omh that guy is toast.
by sMegan May 23, 2012
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Greenery, Budbudskunk, Bombassdank, Torque, Green Green Grass, Buddery, Greens, Janery, Torst


Toast (v) the act of inhaling the combustive vapors of the cannabis plant
1.Ey mayn, let's toast some of that skunk
2. that's some real bombass toast
3. That's a fat sack of toast
by realfunandencouragement November 29, 2011
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Fresh, original as opposed to retoast.
"Yo nigga, did you see Jamal's new kicks?"
"Yee bro, that shit's toast as fuck!"
by mylodoo November 28, 2011
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(Adjective) Sexually Frustrated to the max
Douchebag 1: Bro I am so toast
Douchebag 2: Oh...well have you met Melissa?
Douchebag 1: Nice!!!
by rtm11745 March 16, 2011
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