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An insult. Can mean either:
1. Turd oaf
2. Toe fungus
1. Wow, that ridiculous hoe is such a toaf. I can't believe homegurl would spread rumours because she be jellin'.

2. Something smells toaf-y in here, must be the doucher in the corner.
Toaf by Youcray August 20, 2013
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A combination of "turd" and "oaf". When someone does something stupid or is a complete dick head, they are considered to be a toaf or toafy
Aweh dude you crashed the car, you're such a toaf.

You're such an idiot, stop being toafy
toaf by baaaaaatman August 20, 2013
A toaf is a jerk who thinks people don't care about her and purposely leaves those said people. She's cold, heartless, and mean sometimes, but underneath all that, deep, deep, deeeeep down, she might care about them.

Which is strange since she's leaving them. On PURPOSE. BECAUSE SHE HAS SOME STUPID REASONS.
Person 1, the kind Ra: Grace, you shouldn't leave.
Toaf: WATCH ME!
Toaf by HATCHETIME April 20, 2018
A fart. An acronym from the phrase "Trod On A Frog".
I just did a toaf. Who toafed? He is a toafer.
Toaf by Macko J January 30, 2023
The act of fornication, the appearance of sexuality, a swear.
"Bitch is looking toafor today"
"I had the best toafor of my life last night"
"Toafor this shit, I'm going home"
Toafor by Procrastination=life December 17, 2008

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026