A complete douche bag lacking in any coordination, friendliness, skill , or common sense in anything he does.
Basically hes a huge sack of shit
Person: yo i suck at everything

Me: Dude your a complete ToB Ryder
by asseyface November 22, 2009
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A job done by a silent or mute guy, where he sucks on your smallest toe, then spits in your eye.
Male 1: How much for a Tob Job?

Mute Male: (Signs for $300)
by TOBE JOBE April 18, 2011
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someone who is very cool and funny. Also very amazing.
by GeorgeLincolnJr November 4, 2020
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The act of smoking too much tobacco and marijuana through a water pipe at once and dying slowly from the dirty filthy head rush you sadly achieve from the greasey (tob)acco staining your cilia/looking down for 15 minutes after a bong toke
Jesus: HEY MOSES! why the fuck do you look like you've been hit by a truck!
Moses: Man! im in tob world!

Moses: (drool/lung butter hits the floor of residence)

Cheech: too much tob eh?
Chong: Im cool like that

' Tob World is how I wake up everyday '

"is the reason for living and wealthy and successful life"

that bong dirty was the greasy, filthy, dirtiest thing iv ever put my lips on, this tob world is awesome

man my brains fried

the filth is in my lungs

the grease has fried my brain

What Jeffrey Dahmer always looks like
by greasesandwich September 8, 2009
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noun

An extremely self-obsessed, unneccessarily aggressive, ignorant and obscenely arrogant fat ass who doesn't think they are such.
Get a clue Abby, if you don't quit gorging yourself and bitching about everything you'll turn into a Tob-o-lard.
by Tob-o-lard August 13, 2009
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The name for someone who is dumb enough to watermark his whole book with the same picture, ugly enough to never get a date, and so little friends people laugh at him. /s
Hey Look at that Tob...LOL
Yeah, what a loser
by Grodle August 16, 2023
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(That one bitch)
1)Usually a pretty girl that gets talked about by haters.
2)when you forget someone’s name typically a female.
1)some ppl you don’t play with and I’m TOB
2)Molly remember TOB from the party last night “no who you talking about?” the one with a fatass and red hair.
by Ayiasky January 25, 2022
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