- Hey guys, what are you up to?
- Oh not much, just about to watch 2 girls 1 cup again. The cinematography is exquisite!
- I have to go now. My planet needs me. *walks away*

I have to go now. My planet needs me. by UrbanPrick July 9, 2012

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Welcome to LA now get the fuck to work!

What one yells out loud to ones self and to others in their car in the morning hours between 6:30 a.m. and 9 a.m. when going to play golf on a weekday morning with friends while everyone else on the road is trying to get to work, worried about being late to their job in the heavy stand still traffic in the greater Los Angeles area, because of the greater than average number of people who moves to Los Angeles because the weather is so great and can't afford to take a day off due to high real estate prices. You and your friends on the other hand could care less about the traffic because you are on your way to play golf and want everyone else to burn in it by exclaiming this.

"Hey So in SO I just got a new $500.00 driver and a new set of irons, and Oh check out that poor bastard cursing the traffic on the 405 south who probably has another 30 miles to drive before he gets to his job," Oh well, "Welcome to LA now get the fuck to work!" HA ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

Welcome to LA now get the fuck to work! by Scollar January 15, 2013

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Who are you talking to right now?

Who is it you think you see?

Walter: Who are you talking to right now?
Skyler: ...

Who are you talking to right now? by Razrust May 22, 2023

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Go to Heaven now

Why would you not want to? Why would you not want to go to heaven immediately?

Hym "Go to heaven now. Killing children is the only way to save them from sin. They are innocent now but THEY WILL SIN EVENTUALLY. And then it's forever fire."

Go to Heaven now by Hym Iam October 23, 2025

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