talking to yourself 

Generally it is better if you keep the conversation that you are having with yourself in your head so people refrain from calling you any number of names starting with insane, unless of course it is a very interesting conversation on a very boring rainy day where other mental stimulation is nowhere to be found and a crazy person is funny not weird. During these circumstances it is always better to overdo it so the general public thinks you are kidding.

You are not crazy if you are talking to yourself as long as you do not answer.

"MOM! Johnny is talking to himself again!"
"Dont worry about it honey hes got nothing better to do today if you want to start talking to yourself, i am sure his personalities wont mind."

talking to yourself by tuxy August 5, 2009

eyes to yourself 

quit looking

keep your eyes to yourself

eyes to yourself by babyfood69 May 29, 2016

Talking to yourself 

Something everyone does but no one will admit to.

Were you talking to yourself?" "No man... I was just singing a song." "A song called fuck that crazy bitch?" "Shut up.

Talking to yourself by sage of the plains June 29, 2011

Caper Magic to Yourself Burger 

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a burger with capers!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Caper Magic to Yourself Burger -- because capers are awesome, while magic is not."

Caper Magic to Yourself Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Good luck to yourself 

When someone is passive aggressive and you've rejected them; substituted for "Go fuck yourself".

She: "I haven't dated in a long time and would rather be friends. Besides, you're a misogynist."
He: "That's totally fine. Good luck to yourself."

Good luck to yourself by BADiamond November 14, 2016

talking to yourself 

What you do when there is something on your mind and theres no one to talk to or you know that the other person wouldnt be intrested. Does not mean your crazy, you could just be bored or something, your not crazy unless your answering yourself or the topic is saying "I love you (insert persons name here)".

*This is what happens when a nosy bastard notices you talking to yourself.*

Dumbass: Like OMG! He's talking to himself, ewww! Weirdo!

talking to yourself by big whoop wanna fight about it November 4, 2009

wake up to yourself 

The term: 'Wake up to yourself' (or 'wake up to ya bloody self'), implies that one should think before acting.

Wake up to yourself and frack off - A phrase used to insist that the listener think about her/his actions before attempting the task at hand whatever it may be, in this case the fracking of gas in Northern Territory, Australia.

wake up to yourself by G Morwong April 11, 2018