to walk into a bullet 

To get shot
To get into a situation where you get shot
To get shot "accidentally"

Also metaphorically; to get into an unfortunate situation

Those noobs seem eager to walk into a bullet.

to walk into a bullet by Jimmybone D June 5, 2010

Trying to walk

Ok directioners it mean when gay men have anal sex as it hurts.{by the way Louis tomlinson invented this;) :)}

Interviewer: what were you all doing yesterday?

Louis tomlinson : trying to walk

Trying to walk by Lariestylinson28 November 26, 2020

Sexiest Man To Walk The Earth 

Harry Motherfucking Styles

friend 1: “oh dude have you seen The Sexiest Man To Walk The Earth ?”

friend 2: “You mean Harry Motherfucking Styles?”

friend 1: “yeah”

Sexiest Man To Walk The Earth by harrystyleslover678 January 25, 2020

Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog

Bruh HOW did you find this fucking definition if you found this answer this: how long has it been since you've seen the sun stop eating those fucking fries and nuggies and breath some fresh air you B.O dorito.

Go take a piss you gallon of lemonade you Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog

Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog by ValandSkull2idiots January 25, 2021

how fast do I have to walk

Someone asking how fast they have to walk for people to not realize they have dupe shoes. Respond with a joke. I.e. "bro can meditate" or "bro gotta start running💀"

Person 1: bro how fast do I have to walk?
Person 2: you can fucking meditate dude.

Person 1: bro how fast do I gotta walk?
Person 2: Nah you have to teleport or some shit.

how fast do I have to walk by Homosheshuals January 14, 2023

the "i need to walk slowly" shit 

when you need to shit so bad that you need to clamp your ass cheeks together so you dont shit your pants

also accompanied by a V-shaped walk

When the "i need to walk slowly" shit occurs:

After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.

the "i need to walk slowly" shit by Neon Ninja Kills You November 2, 2009

I'm going to Walk the cat 

To have sexual intercourse with a female.

"Hey whats going down with that chick and you?"
"Ah, I'm going to walk the cat."
"thata boy!" (slap hands)

and or,
"What are you about tonight?"
"Yo, I just want to walk a cat tonight"

and or,
"That girl is hella horny>"
"Ya, she wants her cat walked."

I'm going to Walk the cat by Ryan Prewitt February 23, 2008