Top Definition
when you need to shit so bad that you need to clamp your ass cheeks together so you dont shit your pants

also accompanied by a V-shaped walk
When the "i need to walk slowly" shit occurs:

After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.
#shit #shit your pants #ass cheek #crap yourself #ass
by Neon Ninja Kills You November 02, 2009
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