how to tie a noose 

When your Life have no matter anymore, so you take a rope and tie a noose.

person 1:HI dude, what are you doing?
person 2:Just Learning how to tie a noose so i can hang myself.

how to tie a noose by Theredpie May 12, 2017

tie to your fly 

To level up with your date or friend when going out.

Girl you look so good tonight. Ima need to tie to your fly.

tie to your fly by Your Fun Sister December 14, 2023

tie goes to the runner

In baseball, if the runner is tagged at the same moment he reaches the base, he is considered safe.

In everything else, the benefit of the doubt goes to the one who finishes with the momentum.

June and Li are both super hot, but Li looks extra good right now in that green sweater, so...tie goes to the runner; I'm asking Li out.

tie goes to the runner by Rico Detroit January 13, 2009

fit to be tied 

to be extremely upset, angry, and/or agitated.
(Common American Idiom)

He bought a ticket for that specific flight, so therefore he was really fit to be tied after the airline agent refused to issue him a boarding pass.

fit to be tied by Gary Dunn May 31, 2006

fit to be tied 

very angry, furious

My teacher was fit to be tied when my classmate said She didn't know the answer.

fit to be tied by The Return of Light Joker October 29, 2008

To be tied up with something or someone 

To be busy.

Example with "to be tied up with something or someone"

Doctor: Sorry you waited so long, Matt; I've been tied up all afternoon.

To be tied up with something or someone by nooneelsethanme November 28, 2009

Tied to the quay 

When you need to go somewhere by foot, But you fear the impending doom of facaes so you are somewhat nervous about setting off on your journey as mud may strike mid way

"I cant be arsed to drive up town for a pint, Lets walk"
"Sorry, But after lunchtimes boiled egg madras im afraid im tied to the quay"

Tied to the quay by Serial Blanker December 10, 2012