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dont bring sand to the beach 

in other words dont bring your girl when theres gonna be girls there to hook up with
hey dont bring sand to the beach

Bringing your own sand to the beach 

Taking your girlfriend / boyfriend to a party or social event where there will be plenty of single women / men to mingle with.
Damn, can you believe that Colin is actually bringing his own sand to the beach tonight! Doesn’t he know that Anna's parties are crawling with beautiful single models!!!

you don't bring sand to the beach 

you don't bring your girlfreind or Women to a party or event where there will already be plenty of available pussy (saying originated by EF in 1988)
bringing women or dates when it's not necessary (you don't bring sand to the beach)

which way to the beach

a common question posed to either sex in an attempt to woo a significant other which their "guns", also can be a truly geographical response
Guy; which way to the beach?

Andy; (flexing and pointing) i do believe it is that way!!

Guy; (responding in same fashion and direction) brilliant, lets go!!
which way to the beach by Andy_Mackay September 28, 2006

taking sand to the beach 

1. When you take your girlfriend or wife somewhere or any social event where, there is a good chance to mingle with other women.
Why did you invite her to Rio? You're just taking sand to the beach.

go to the beach and wait for the tsunami 

go to hell, typically used with Asian suppliers, who not work properly
- when will you able to ship the samples?
- not worry, sir, next week, no problem, but we finally had problem because of Diwali festival, you know
- oh, you bastard, go to the beach and wait for the tsunami!