to priss 

'to priss' is derived from 'to piss preventively'
this means taking a piss without really having to, just because you know you won't be able to piss for a while

"I'm going to priss before the movies"

"Damn, I forgot to priss before the ride. Now I have to ask the driver to pull over"

to priss by Thomas & Tristan October 6, 2008

pot to piss in

To have no money.

He doesnt have a pot to piss in.

pot to piss in by Atlantis May 16, 2004

a pot to piss in 

Slang term meaning "any money or commodities". Can only be used with a negative prefix.

Poor guy doesn't have a pot to piss in.

a pot to piss in by Steve Shutt September 14, 2005

a pot to piss in 

Any form of wealth, in money or commodities, originating from Scotland, when they had a piss pot. The poor urinated in a hole.

He doesn't have a pot to piss in.

a pot to piss in by Tj080275 June 13, 2019

how to piss deakythediscobean off 

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how to piss deakythediscobean off by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

A chicken for every pot to piss in 

Although a seemingly harmless and fun mash-up of two phrases (Herbert Hoover's campaign promise of prosperity "A chicken in every pot" and it's counterpart phrase, "He/she doesn't have a pot to piss in" meaning the poor bastard/bastardette is beyond broke), this phrase actually refers to those who will put a chicken in a pot for no good reason other than to urinate on the postmortem bird (sometimes referred to as "Chissing").

In a perfect world, Pierre Michel would have a chicken for every pot to piss in just so he wouldn't be alone in his deviance working the graveyard shift at the chicken restaurant.

A chicken for every pot to piss in by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie December 15, 2013

Jackpot to Piss in 

When you are so far in debt that winning the lottery wouldn't even pay off your bills.

Due to credit card companies raising rates on their cards upwards of 30% the average American doesn't have a Jackpot to piss in.

Jackpot to Piss in by Curtmandingo January 17, 2010