to pee or not to pee 

A situation in which you cannot decide whether to pee or hold it in until the next opportunity arises. Usually at the time when the urge isn't that bad.

Hmmm, to pee or not to pee... I'll hold it in until we get home, these reststop bathrooms are gross.

to pee or not to pee by mjg10 June 16, 2011

i have to pee 

A good way to get out of an awkward situation.

Guy 1- yo you gonna hook up with Stacy?
Me, internally- gross no
Guy 2- yea you and Stacy man
Me- I have to pee

i have to pee by Theunicornmanz May 6, 2018

I need to pee 

basically can I use the bathroom/ where is the bathroom

I need to pee

I need to pee by Wiggly Mr.Dickls the 1st October 8, 2019

If they're old enough to pee they're old enough for me 

a phrase that means: if a girl is old enough to pee she is old enough to have sex

Matt: You like them young!
Nick: Well, you know what I always say: If they're old enough to pee they're old enough for me!!!!

If they're old enough to pee they're old enough for me by swypergt98 January 1, 2007

I have to pee like a mother

This is an expression much like I have to pee like a monster. Also known as I have to pee like a pregnant woman, this phrase refers to how pregnant women have to pee a lot.

Ah! Where's the bathroom!? I have to pee like a mother!

I have to pee like a mother by Raindrops on Roses December 16, 2007

stand to pee 

Stand to pee is a device that transexual men use to pee while standing. It allows them to feel less dysphoria while using the bathroom. Usually used before the person has surgery on the downstairs part of their body. Not that all trans men get the surgery.

Benny, who was born Brittany, left his stand to pee device at home and and to pee while sitting.

stand to pee by Hekate100 November 15, 2018

sits to pee 

when a man sits to pee because it feel right

Donley~ man what is that thing
Tooker~ i dont have a clue but i bet it sits to pee

sits to pee by tookerdeep September 30, 2013