to milk someone off
to milk someone off by carlos March 15, 2004
The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves
A funny thing to reply with (because almonds don’t lactate) when somebody asks, “What are you doing up so early?”.
Kyle: What are you doing up so early?
Rob: The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves.
And then everyone claps 👏
Rob: The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves.
And then everyone claps 👏
The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves by 1234Life July 4, 2022
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I'm going to milk your goat.
A phrase used to insult and intimidate AND mock/taunt the opponent, all at once.
"Milking somebody's goat" Also means that you beat them at whatever the situation was.
It can also mean you literally are going to milk the goat someone else owns, but it is used less commonly in that way.
"Milking somebody's goat" Also means that you beat them at whatever the situation was.
It can also mean you literally are going to milk the goat someone else owns, but it is used less commonly in that way.
*Two people look each other in the eye, one on one dodge ball*
P1: "I'm going to milk your goat."
P2 (Intimidated, annoyed, and insulted): "W-well go ahead and tr-try it!"
*Also:*
Bob: "Woah, did you see that pingpong player destroy Roger?!"
Greg: "Yeah, he totally milked Roger's goat!"
P1: "I'm going to milk your goat."
P2 (Intimidated, annoyed, and insulted): "W-well go ahead and tr-try it!"
*Also:*
Bob: "Woah, did you see that pingpong player destroy Roger?!"
Greg: "Yeah, he totally milked Roger's goat!"
I'm going to milk your goat. by J'Seph December 18, 2012
ludacris hold the head steady I'm going to milk the cow
In his song, the reference is for a woman to let him ejaculate on a girls face while he masterbates. If she holds her head steady he'll milk himself.
ludacris hold the head steady I'm going to milk the cow by smartyguy1 November 8, 2014
going to get milk
going to get milk by cheesyalfredo September 26, 2020
No More Mommy's Milk to dring
No More Mommy's Milk to dring by Whoarereallycare August 30, 2023
I’m going to buy milk
It’s when your father don’t want to be in the family no more and he say im going to buy milk
He’s going to the store years later
He’s going to the store years later
Dad:I’m going to buy milk
Mom:but there is already milk here
Dad:we need more
*he leaves
*17 YEARS LATER
dad:I’m back from the store
Mom:but there is already milk here
Dad:we need more
*he leaves
*17 YEARS LATER
dad:I’m back from the store
I’m going to buy milk by cállate February 16, 2021