teach me to jive, grasshopper 

Asking someone to "teach me to jive, grasshopper" is actually code for "rip off my panties, put them on my head, suck my titays, and then roger me to exhaustion".

A very popular thing to say at parties.

When Binky heard Simone say the magic words, "teach me to jive, grasshopper", he knew it was going to be a good evening.

teach me to jive, grasshopper by scodder May 1, 2010

Hip to the jive

I get what you're saying...
Hip= Wise/Knowledgable to

Jive=Slang/Code

"Does anything ever 'fall off ' the back of the truck? You know, 'Fall off'..."
"Yeah dude, I'm hip to the jive. And, yes, if the price is right."
(Jive: fall off truck = sell stolen merchandise from employer under the table for profit)

"Hey, on our way out we need to swing by Shorty's to pick up a couple of sticks. Are you listening?"
"Yes dear, I'm hip to your jive."
(Jive: sticks = joints)

Hip to the jive by Kricky Poo December 13, 2016

Hip to the jive

I understand what you are communicating. You can't fool me.
The wording may be slightly off because alta vista was having some translation problems the day I tried.
Also see hip and jive

I am reeeeeeal old and I still want you too think I am cool. So when I hear you using slang terms, that I have no idea whatsoever the meaning of, I will say, "I'm hip to the jive baby".

Hip to the jive by qqtpie September 23, 2005

hip to the jive

a declaration of just how current and in-the-know one is.

wow! ordering food from a tablet? so hip to the jive.

hip to the jive by adelaidec123 August 17, 2022

Hip to the Jive

Jazz age slang meaning: cool, trendy

Hot Dawg, that dame you introduced me to sure is hip to the jive!

Hip to the Jive by Sunshine!❊! August 11, 2011