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I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie 

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.
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Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina? 

Boy: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind its too long.

Girl: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?
Nevermind you will never get it

Too deaf to hear 

When you are too deaf to hear.
Danny: Did you catch the football game last night?

Bob: What did you say I'm too deaf to hear.

I don't want to hear the king's dead, I want to see the king dead 

(Phrase) I won't be satisfied until I see it for myself.

I want to hear more stories about evil clowns 

When you're all sitting around, drinking and sharing Scary Stories, e.g. John Wayne Gacy who dressed as a clown, and the Evil Clowns who kidnap children in South America, The Clown from Stephen King's "It"
The party is breaking up because it's almost 3AM, and Joe says...

"Damn, I want to hear more stories about evil clowns!"

soooo good to hear it

something positive and awesome
Hey man i just had sex with my girlfriends mom. It's soooo good to hear it.
soooo good to hear it by Schubes November 11, 2004

thinks the sun rises to hear him crow 

When someone is too full of themselfs
Almost like the saying "the cats meow"
Mostly used by southerners
He's so full of himself he thinks the sun rises to hear him crow.