I'm about to go off 

The phrase a basketball player says when they think their going to drop a lot of points in a game

Friend: "You guys got a game today?"
Basketball Player: "Yeah, I'm about to go off today."

I'm about to go off by LitLitYah February 3, 2017

i kindly ask you to go fuck off

Polite way of saying "fuck off"

Guy 2: fucking with Guy 1
Guy 1: (Is frustrated) i kindly ask you to go fuck off.

i kindly ask you to go fuck off by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ September 25, 2021

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drop the kids off to go swimming 

code term for "to go take a shit"

"i have to go drop the kids off to go swimming"

drop the kids off to go swimming by your psychotic mother March 2, 2009

Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day. 

The phrase you say when you when an un-completeness of turtle watching.

Friend 1: Hey I saw a Turtle in the parking lot!

Friend 2: Where is it?!

Friend 1: Theres no Turtle I needed to get your attention.

Friend 2: Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day. by ghoul138 May 9, 2011

What’s your go to grub when you’re gassin off the grizzy 

Your go-to place to eat when you're high.

Specifically after an Apex Legends game.

edwaahd: "Yo lou what’s your go to grub when you’re gassin off the grizzy?"
lou: "Mhmmm"

What’s your go to grub when you’re gassin off the grizzy by ShugaNips July 1, 2023

Go to hell for jacking off crowed

A term for all the prudes,fundamentalist etc. in the world because they believe that God will even send you to hell for jacking off.

He's in the go to hell for jacking off crowed.

Go to hell for jacking off crowed by The Fury 13 December 3, 2010