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enough to choke a horse 

a lot of something or to a high degree
His dog was big enough to choke a horse.

a choke to your neck 

a person who always messes in your daily affairs, i.e someone who always bothers you.
"I'm always tired of Jim messing me by bothering me at school!"
"I agree, he's just a choke to your neck!"

choke it to the pube 

A description originally used by a fan to describe the movie "Pirates" (the largest adult production in history). It means that the thing referenced is as good as having a girl shove your dick so deep that pubes are in her mouth.
This movie will choke it to the pube, and thats no bullshit.

choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come 

A term used for masterbation. Coined originally by the Great George Carlin.
When I get home from the strip club, Im gonna choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come!
To wank with your chode.
This must include both hands and vigorous yanking.
To Chode by efaaaaaaa April 22, 2011

Listen To Chode 

It Is The Greatest band ever. have you ever heard them? A chode is a peni wider than it is long!!!!! ChoDe
Hey go listen to chode you double donwning doodle yanking homo gee
Listen To Chode by ChodemAster September 18, 2003