Hooping

The action of smuggling/transporting something around up your asshole

Person 1: hey, you
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: can you get this past security for me?
Person 2: wtf no
Person 1: there is money in it for you
Person 2: fine
*later*
Tsa agent: this nigga hooping cocaine

by Grasshole September 11, 2019

hoop

Your arsehole

Ah fuck not again, said lord edge as he found a gerbil up his hoop

by Gaz C December 30, 2004

Hooping

To spin hula hoops for fun, for exercise or as a performance.

The last time I went raving, I couldn't believe how many people were hooping!

I love hooping it is way more fun then going to the gym and it totally tones my abs.

by Giada D. August 13, 2009

hooped

Broken, not working properly

This joystick is hooped

by monkeywerks May 11, 2005

Hooped

To describe the act of concealment inside a human anus. Originating in Scotland due to the term hoop being used to describes ones anal ringpiece.

"How did u get that hash here from Finland?"
"I hooped it!"

by smik2 January 22, 2009

hooping

Administering psychoactive drugs via enema...aka stuffin' E up yer ass.

"C'mon brah...you gonna hoop that shit or what? I can't hold up the bottle of KY forever."

"Maaan...hooping is so dirty."

by Audiovox Telus February 19, 2006

Hoopes

One badass mutha. With a dick like a skyscraper and the body of a god it is understandable that he should be the most desirable man ever alive. Not only is he on a first name basis with greats like chuck norris and Bill Gates, but he also is a regular guest at the playboy mansion. This man is clearly a capital "b" badass. Use a respectful tone in his presence.

Chuck Norris: Dude I totally hung out with Hoopes the other day
Bill Gates: Did not
Chuck Norris: did too
Bill Gates: Hoopes is such a badass
God: yep

by jolly roger69 November 19, 2010