munting

sadly...........

a depraved sexual act whereupon two people dig up a corpse, and once exhumed; (sigh :( ) one person stradles its face while the other jumps on its stomach until its half rotting entrails gush out of its mouth. ....aperantly....

e.g. TOM "hey jane lets go dig up that dead guy"
JANE "sure tommy lets go"
TOM "ok jane now you sit on his face remember to cover your nose!"
JANE "im ready tommy"
TOM "whump whump whump whump whump...."

by bearnard lancaster January 19, 2004

Munting

To zone out due to the effect of (usually) illicit drugs. This sometimes involves the rolling of eyes, involuntary body shakes and serious gurning. see -Gurning

We lost Dave, but then found him in the corner of the club munting out.

by salads June 18, 2009

Munted

the rejection of ones brain due to relentless bombardment of an overwhelming chemical arsenel. To violate ones grey matter and turn it into pancake batter.

sooo...ummm...does this mean you want an example of a time that i witnessed muntedness or an actual sentence with the word in it.....because i could do both...the question is a bit vague..have you ever though of giving a few example of expected examples...hmm maybe that could be under example....anyway before i start rambling...whats this next question...Category....so many questions so little time...

by Ian Hard February 28, 2004

Munted

The state one reaches when highly under
the influence of MDMA or ecstacy.

That Motherfucker was so munted he thought
that the clock was trying to eat him.

by Eagleman January 15, 2008

munted

something that is not right; demented, retarded

someone is MUNTED, something unexplainable is MUNTED

by Evie G June 8, 2003

munted

Definetly not the way it was when I had it.Deformed,squashed or just totally screwed up.....

It was ok til you screwed with it. Now it's just totally munted.

by Paul & Anthony January 16, 2004

Munted

The point after a massive night of raping your head with narcotics where you're brain no longer connects with the rest of your body - symptoms are involuntary drooling, twitching, grinding what stubs are left of your teeth, chewing your face off, hallucinating and generally making a c**t of yourself. Usually followed by a stint in the twilight zone - a dirty, frightening place between sleep and awareness. Closely associated with fiended

'Man that guy is fucked' 'Nah man he's munted' 'should we call an ambo' 'What did you say man' 'Fuck knows, shit man we need more vicks!'

by R Yenarg July 26, 2005