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Too long did not read

An acronym used on Internet forums. When someone writes too much in their post, and you simply cannot be bothered with reading it all, you just respond to their post with "TLDNR."
Poster A: (lots of text)

Poster B: tldnr
tldnr by stoyq June 27, 2006
Related Words
tldnl TLDL TLDNS tldnr tldnw
Too Long Did Not Watch. Used by bloggers and web commentors who think the video they are watching is so bad that they cannot finish watching it.
My friends all souped me up for 2 girls 1 cup, but after she started squishing it thru her teeth, i thought it was TLDNW
"Too long, didn't listen."

A real life version of TLDR. Used when someone tells an overly long story which you zoned out of, and didn't want to ask them to repeat. Particularly used when someone asks a question at the end of their monologue.
Girlfriend: "Today I was shopping when I bumped into...

... I mean, what a bitch! Don't you think?"

Boyfriend: "TLDL."
TLDL by CharSet1 May 7, 2010
instead of too long did not read ( TLDNR ), too long did not suck ( TLDNS )
When you didnt receive a blowjob, use TLDNS as an excuse
Mayne i heard Sharon didnt suck your dick last night
TLDNS
TLDNS by smoove13 April 20, 2010
Too lame didn't listen
What did you say? Tldl
TLDL by atamsingh May 8, 2020