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Too Long; Did Not Read
THEM: u run ur cities, and there's like 10 other cities, and u can attack them, or trade with them, but they might lke or hate u , and u cna send gifts and stuff, or conver tthem to ur religion if their ppl are unhappy, so u gotta keep ur pl hapy and defendced. there's 3 types of civilizations: Economic (me), u can do lotsa trading and if a city <3 u they'll sell themsevles to ur empire, Militant, which just takes over cities by KILLING em, and religios which converts em, and once u take over a city u can use its powers --- its pretty cool stuff - lots' of treaties and wars and secret deals and backstbabing

YOU: tl;dnr

THEM: WTF? I just spent six hours writing that, why the hell wlndt u read u omg wtf is wrong with u i swear u shoulda just read the damn thing insteadof blowing me off like that now i have to type this bigass responce b/c u dont want to listed to what i have to say, WTF?!

YOU: tl;dnr

THEM: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

YOU: tl,dnr

THEM: ,,|,,
tl;dnr by Azguard November 2, 2008
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Stands for: "Too long; did not read." Usually used in response to annoyingly long forum threads and blogs.
Someone's boring post: "blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."

Your smartass response: TL;DNR
tl;dnr by UIowaRugger November 15, 2007
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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