TJK

Talk Junk Kid - A bro who says a lot of things that accumulate to very little.

Frat Bro 1: Hey Bra, Whassaby- No, dude I was totes there alllllday.
Frat Bro 2: Fasho Fuuushaawww. Bra you don't even know!

Onlooker 1: A couple of TJK's at 3 o'clock.
Onlooker 2: Totes.

by TJK Expert June 20, 2013

tjk

Someone who gets all the girls by flexing his amazingly large muscles in the mirror, and also is confused about their skin color.

Wow hes a pimp and is working out wada tjk

by Wild Cherry December 15, 2007

TJK

a guy who wears quicksilver trackies. acts like a dero and farts in public. all he has to say is "safety"

IS A GROMIT

GIRL 1 - Hey, you look like a dero

TJK - *FARTS* im not a f*n dero

GIRL 2 - Lets get away from this disgusting pig

TJK - *BURP* yeah, F*** OFF!!

by superstar 111111 June 13, 2010