tootybitchaz 

when two men try to connect their penises by one slightly melted tootsie roll

last night was the great. I totally enacted the tootybitchaz with Michael, he totally won though :(

tootybitchaz by dr. seuss' fallus February 8, 2007

tidbitch 

v. to sincerely complain about extremely minor things

n. the part of one's personality that is inclined to sincerely complain about extremely minor things

Claire: Becky who is this asshole? I specifically said no whip!
Rebecca: Reel it in, Claire. Your tidbitch is showing.

tidbitch by AnkhMorpork June 17, 2019

tittybitch 

n. Submissive female usually depicted in the African American subculture wherein the subject usually posesses large breasts and even larger buttock cheeks.

1. Yo tittybitch...get your daddy a pepsi!
2. Check out that tittybitch.

tittybitch by prodiGyBNTY March 27, 2003

Titbitch 

A vicious insult hurled at Burnt Face Man by Bastard Man.

"Turdburglar! Faggot! Titbitch!"

Titbitch by Hazybear February 12, 2006

tittybitch 

someone who is a bitch ass titty

Steve: Dude, you suck at halo
Larry: Suck it tittybitch

tittybitch by thiswhitekidfromnebraska April 18, 2006

Timbitch 

A "Timbitch" is a stupid, gullible person that goes to Tim Hortons after agreeing to buy coffee for 4 or more people, inconveniencing EVERYBODY that's waiting to buy coffee behind them.

You go to Tim Hortons to buy 1 coffee and the person that's before you orders 7 or 8, making you wait longer than you should have to. THAT person would be a Timbitch...

Timbitch by dread1979 July 20, 2008

timbitch 

The coworker who, for some reason, has been designated to make Iced Capp and bagel runs. Usually the new guy.

Feel like an Iced Capp? Send the Timbitch.

or

Who's the timbitch today?

timbitch by Megamerican August 15, 2007