titiot

Any person who loses rational thinking capabilities in the presence of breasts (bare or otherwise)

When I take my friend to the gentleman's club, he becomes a total titiot.

by ChantryKnight May 16, 2015

titiot

A woman that shows off her boobs by jumping up an down and squeezing them together.

The wet t-shirt contest is a magnet for titiots.

by wallville September 15, 2009

Titiot

A cross between a tit and an idiot. A total boob with a dash of idiot.

There is this woman I work with that is a total titiot.

by Breeleep March 6, 2005

titiot savant

a person of below average intelligence who possesses a sixth sense about women's breasts, often knowing specific personal details about them with a single glance at a fully clothed woman. In a 1987 Michigan State University study, one tidiot savant with an IQ of 83 was tested by looking at pictures of just the faces of the 50 Miss America contestants. He was able to give the exact breast size of 96% of the women, incorrectly guessing only Miss Alaska and Miss Hawaii, but was correct on all 48 contiguous states.

Jim: Why did you bring Nate along with us to the bar? He's such a doof.
Dave: Hey, man. Be cool. You'll see.
Nate: Ooohh. Ooohh.
Dave: What is it, little buddy?
Nate: At the door, brunette, natural 36C's, left one slightly larger than the right, not much, top hat nipples, medium areolas- again, left slightly larger, but just a tad.
Jim: She's smokin'!
--the next day--
Jim: Hey, Dave. That dumbass Nate was dead on about that chick's boobs. I had sex with her last night.
Dave: Damn right, he was dead on. That's because he's a titiot savant.

by theinstigator December 15, 2013