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Tinsel Crown 

The festive present that just keeps giving....

The guy gets a blowjob from the girl, then jizzs over her head/hair... She looks up in surprise and he decorates her with Tinsel, the jizz holding everything in place.

She is the queen of Christmas with her tinsel crown
"Wow Jeanie is glowing today!"Brad
"So she should... Christmas came early, last night I gavr her a Tinsel Crown she won't forget!" Mike
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Tassel hassle 

The unnecessary obstacles that Jews will go through or put you through if they perceive the often arbitrary action to be of less cost to them.
So this whole holocaust sounds like a real tassel hassle, how much is it really gonna cost again? Do you offer a discount for the entire family? Are there any BOGO coupons? You know for my sons bar mitzvah we hired a male stripper.
Tassel hassle by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Tishelle 

Best person ever ! If you have a Tishelle in your are blessed. These are themost unique, beautiful and intelligent human beings and they don't give a fuck about no one . PERIODT!!!! so if you see a Tishelle just remember , go and you are blessed.
HEY I saw Tishelle jn!
FR!!! bro you are so lucky for your rest of your life.
Tishelle by Tishelle February 9, 2021

Tassel-tot 

A little beaverboy hungry for jizz.(a tassel-tot often chases it's jizz target)
The tassel-tot chased me saying "I'll kill you motherfucker!"
Tassel-tot by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

tinsel dick 

Dude did you see his tinsel dick?! It's like 2 inches hard
tinsel dick by Jim lahey July 18, 2014

Tinseltubby 

Any person famous for no particular reason other than they may have appeared in a reality show, have some minor acting or musical skills, have money or go to the 'right' parties and who the paparazzi and some kinds of magazines and 'news'papers pursue insatiably.

Tinseltubbies live on the edge of extinction and would die out totally if ignored completely for several months, to leave a better world.
I really can't be bothered all these news reports about this person, she is just a tinseltubby.
Tinseltubby by Crainneag October 22, 2012