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"Uhn Tiss" is the sound to mimic the bass and cymbal beat.

"Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss" - The Bloodhound Gang
Uhn Tiss by Mathijs April 22, 2006

matt le tiss 

I’ll be a minute just nipping for a Matt le Tiss
matt le tiss by Mullac4321 November 23, 2020
Norwegian for "pee" or "penis".
Dæven kor masse tiss har du i dæ! (Damn how much piss do you have?)
Du har jo ikke nokka stor tiss du! (You don't have a big penis, you!)
Tiss by ZyCeGrubby March 5, 2016
"uhn tiss" is an interpretation of the beat in "cool" techno/rave/hip hop songs.
Bloodhound Gang's song "Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss" is named after this sound effect; but when sung it sounds more like "'n-tss". (It also refers to the noise of people mating.)
uhn tiss by raekmjoelk July 24, 2008
n. (slang) the spelling of the noise the noise a woman makes when recieving sexual pleasure, in one of it's many forms, such as "making out", "foreplay", a "tongue twister", or the actual act of intercourse. This phrase was featured in punk band "bloodhound gang"'s album "Hefty Fine" in the form of their song "uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss".
This term occasionally refers to a mans reproductive organ.
Dark Oswin: Hey, 007aleta, i got something, and it goes thumpin like this, all you need is my uhn tiss.

007aleta: What the f#$@?

Dark Oswin: Do i have to spell it out for you bitch? I can penetrate you, all you need is my penis, you'll be singing "uhn tiss" before you know it.

007aleta: You blow, dude.

Dark Oswin: That can be arranged too.......
uhn tiss by Fire Arr0w22 June 1, 2007
A word used in place of the word "kiss"
Usually derived from toddlers commonly confusing the noise a "k" makes with the noise a "t" makes. You will also find this transferal with other words beginning with "K" such as:

Kitten = titten

Also used compoundly: tiss-tiss = two kisses.
I asked my boyfriend to give me a tiss before he left for work.
tiss by Muffin216 September 10, 2011