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A treebird is a prostitute who sleeps only with lumberjacks.
Malinda is such a treebird, when she takes off her clothes saw dust falls out.
Treebird by Paddy McGinty January 27, 2017
"E" said TiredAid
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TiredAid by tiredaid November 16, 2020

turdbird 

A person who defecates in a toilet and leaves, without flushing, leaving a suprise for the next person to use the bathroom.
Jake left a gigantic piece of shit in the toilet and I called him a turdbird because he didnt have the courtesy to flush after he was done.
turdbird by Angela DiPerna July 17, 2007
Evan: E
Tiredaid: E
TiredAid by tiredaid January 30, 2021

shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range 

It's taking Mr. Fanelli a long time in the bathroom. He must be shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026