tired and horny 

me rn

i’m tired and horny

tired and horny by LyonIsOffline May 21, 2021

38-hour tired arc 

A reference to when Tubbo stayed in bed for 38 hours straight and called it a tired arc.

He was incredibly dehydrated and it messed him up immensely; Ranboo threatened to block him (on stream) if he didn't take care of himself

Frederick: where've you been?
Me: I've just finished my tired arc.
Frederick: How long?
Me: 38-hours.

Frederick: Damn... Tubbo much...
John: You did a 38-hour tired arc? are you alright dude?
Me: no

38-hour tired arc by eleispoggers March 31, 2021

hoes tired 

For usage when a hoe mentions how tired she is.

S: “I need to catch up on my sleep, I haven’t been able to sleep in days.”

C: “hoes tired”

hoes tired by notfrontsidero October 5, 2019

Fat Tire Homo 

Someone who has an unhealthy relationship with fat tire beer while having the urge to butch up to his friends by sharing exploits of hunting and fishing trips with friends nobody else knows.

Also abbreviated as FTH before a person's name as a descriptor.

Greg is such a fat tire homo. Did you see what that fat tire homo Greg brought to the party?

Fat Tire Homo by FTH GREG June 8, 2010

hood tires 

When replacing a tire on the side of the road in the hood, it is common courtesy to leave your discarded tire by the side of the road so that, in an emergency, future motorists can use it. This is why there are so many seemingly abandoned tires along hood roads. Also, those who are in on the secret, use these tires as markers. They indicate safe haven for hood occupants.

Each tire typically has a protection radius of approximately one mile. So the hood tires also serve as makeshift mile markers.

Oh no honey we just got a flat tire. I guess we need to call triple A.

"No hun, we are in the hood. There are bound to be a "hood tires" within walking distance."

hood tires by Chicken Noodle Suit June 19, 2017

Hog Tied 

To be stuck with, with no immediate means of escape, an extremely fat, obese female that you picked up at the bar, the night before, in a drunken state, that took home and banged all night. In addition to being hung over, ashamed and feeling dirty, you are tied to her wants and needs until you can mount a successful escape. Usually accomplished when she takes a shower or shit.

Just prior to last call, Carl made his move on the fat chick that was sitting at the bar all night. Carl was too drunk to note her obesity and he really just wanted to get his weenie wet. After getting her to go home with him, they had hot, sweaty, fat flabbing, drunken sex. Carl got up to head out the door after they were done but she wrapped her legs around his waist and said she wanted to cuddle. Carl realized suddenly he was Hog Tied and was going to be stuck there until breakfast.

Hog Tied by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2015

deal with my tire pressure when I get home 

Euphemism for sex you can use without embarrassing yourself or others.

Can you please deal with my tire pressure when I get home? I've needed it looked at for a while now.

deal with my tire pressure when I get home by Riche9889 October 13, 2011