tyrannosaurus rex 

The humblest of all God's creatures. Capable of single handedly stopping alien invasions...

In the end, it was not guns or bombs that defeated the aliens, but that humblest of all God's creatures, the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

tyrannosaurus rex by Mr Simon October 8, 2012

tyrannosaurus rekt 

This is used when simply saying "rekt" (shortened from of "wrecked") will not do. If you think someone has just delivered the world's sickest burn, this is the word to use. If you are an annoying twelve-year-old who has just gotten an extremely lucky kill in Call of Duty, this is what you say (see below).

Xxx_cooldude58_xxX: Just 420 noscoped you midair m8, tyrannosaurus rekt!

tyrannosaurus rekt by 165your4 October 31, 2014

tyrannosaurus wrecked 

A phrase describing one's extreme intoxication

Guy 1: oh man, you really loved those jaeger bombs last night...
Guy 2: yeah, i was tyrannosaurus wrecked!

tyrannosaurus wrecked by fatcat2040 March 23, 2008

tyrannosaurus mouth

A mouth that emits the stench of rotting flesh usually caused by the consumption of too much meat without flossing afterward. The effect is especially pronounced the morning after the meat consumption.

God damn! Get away from me with that tyrannosaurus mouth! Your breath smells like roadkill.

tyrannosaurus mouth by leporinis January 24, 2010

tyrannosaurus specs 

The bigger, the smarter.
Giant glasses worn by nerds, John Denver, or the new wave kids of 2010. These glasses have no value attracting others sexually, or any type of compliment to ones face whatsoever.

Please do not wear Tyrannosaurus specs anymore. I would provide an example, but that would involve further knowledge of these glasses. I'm going to just Fahrenheit 451 this shit and YOU, just forget you ever read this definition and JUST stay away from over sized bifocals.

tyrannosaurus specs by pseudonimrod July 27, 2010

Tyrannowhoreus Sex 

A person who is an absolute whore, and does absolutely anything for cheap sex with everyone. A bit like a tyrannosaurus will hunt down anything and eat it, a tyrannowhoreus sex will hunt down all the man meat it can find just to eat/bone it.

Dude: Hey that girl over there is a Tyrannowhoreus Sex, she sucked half the guys in college!
Dude2: Shit she can't see us if we stand still! :S

Tyrannowhoreus Sex by semaj008 November 25, 2010

tierannosaurus rex 

A giant bowtie or tie.

Person 1: Hey, how does my tie look?
Person 2: It looks kinda big
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: Well it kinda looks like a tierannosaurus rex

tierannosaurus rex by Ironick February 23, 2014