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To get into a trance and play video games in one hand and to master a musical instrument in the other. You're also on the ceiling.
Dude 1: Hey what did you last night?
Dude 2: Oh I was doing tinto.
Dude 1: What did you learn this time?
Dude 2: The flute and I beat level 5.
Tinto by aoawow5555 March 14, 2010
An ugly dog, usually spotted with mismatched eye sizes.

A naturally un-aesthetically pleasing dog.
Ew! That dog looks like a typical Tinto
Gross Tinto, Jeff, did you find it in a trashcan?
Tinto by SamLoman3incher November 28, 2011
Someone who quibbles incessantly and is unable to accept their fate. Will often resort to underhanded, dishonorable, and downright childish ploys to avoid the natural consequences of their actions.
Did you hear he was trying to get out of his nickname by making up some ridiculous lie? Typical Tinto.
Tinto by Mrface69 May 28, 2024

TikTok Battalion 

Common name for the chechen fighters led by Kadyrov on the side of Russia during the 2022 russian invasion of Ukraine, because they like to post on social media but there is virtually no proof of them engaging in combat.
Thats the Kadyrov TikTok Battalion. Specialty: team dances and pillow fights.

Combat experience: 18 tik toks
TikTok Battalion by Ron Paulson March 16, 2022

roblox kids on tiktok 

Annoying people (mainly of ages 8-12) on tiktok who play roblox. They mainly believe that one's attitude is based on their style on a virtual game, and/or they immediately believe in news that isn't even deemed true.
I hate roblox kids on tiktok so much, I have a burning desire to murder because of them.

Roblox Tiktoks 

Roblox Tiktokidus (or RT-20) is common disorder that develops around ages 8-10 and worsen by ages 14-16. Any children with access to Roblox and TikTok (and don't have a father around) are extremely vulnerable. Keep your friends and family older than 9 away from the internet for about 6 months to - forever.

Symptoms include:
A desire for muscles and stitching your fucking face shut
20 different hair items on
Acting 10 years older than the victim's actual age
(Common in age 12) The lie of "Wanna get drunk and nasty"

Vaccines for this disease have not yet been produced, but are being worked on as you read this.
This is not to hate, this is to treat. The vaccine creators have named the vaccine Treatimigun. Treat the patient, and if it doesn't work, gun.
Person 1: Hey, how is your child handling the Roblox Tiktoks disorder?
Person 2: (Shows Person 1 one of the victim's tiktoks)
"wAnNa GeT dRuNk AnD nAsTy!!!!
WiLl yOu Be My BbG????????? ;)"

Person 1: . . . Mary, it's time. I'll even pay for the euthanizing appointment!