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Wet Tina Turner 

(n) a three step, multi-person, alcoholic shot, typically taken with jaegermeister or tequila, but that can be performed with any hard liquor. The three steps include (1) taking the shot (2) the shooter's friend or passerby then douses the shooter with a glass of water to the face (3) that same person or a third person then slaps the shooter on the cheek, relatively hard, but not too hard.
My favorite shot? Oh, that's an easy one, it's a Wet Tina Turner! You forget about how bad the liquor tastes because you immediately get hit with a glass of water and slap to the face!

Tina Turner 

A term for a user of crystal meth, a.k.a. "TINA", whose personality does a complete and drastic change and/or "TURN" for the worst. This resulting from either being up for at least 4 days or immediately after injecting "Tina" intravenously, aka "slamming".
"GUUUUUUUUURL!!! Did you see Chad after he slammed last night? What a hot mess. TOTAL "TINA TURNER". He totally ruined the sex party.
Tina Turner by One Funny Bastid November 29, 2014

hot tina turner 

A really old lady wearing a skirt and you can see her vag lips hanging out the bottom, Flapping in the wind.
Damn the woman has a hot tina turner

Tina towel party

A party consisting of gay men using methamphetamine. The scene is generally a sexually charged, porn indulgent debacle where most of the participants fail to "get off", although they may try for hours or days. The telltale signs of a Tina towel party are conspicuous popper usage, greasy doorknobs, remote controls sealed in zip-lock baggies, and furniture draped with bath towels, hence the name.
Harry: Hey Lyle, didn't I see you at that Tina towel party the other night?
Lyle: Yeah, I was there. Why?
Harry: Well, so far 3 of us got the clap. You may want to go see Linda down at the clinic, just to be sure.
Tina towel party by oh, Mary! December 10, 2009

Tina Tornado 

The mess and craziness of a meth addict's living space.
Bobby had a Tina Tornado roll through her apartment. Damn, dat bitch is a mess! She'd better get her cracky ass in rehab.
Tina Tornado by not-for-peepee August 1, 2009

Tina Tough Tits 

A woman who does not know her place in the world and tries to be a hardass, the equivalent of the male word "tommy tough nuts". These types of women usually require a backhand and then must be sent to the kitchen in order to make you a sandwich.
Tina: I walk into my class 5 minutes late everyday, the teacher don't do nothin' because he knows not to mess with me.

Oliver: Shut up Tina Tough Tits, no one likes you, go make me a sandwich before I backhand you!

Tina: In da streets da girls run shit, we so hard all the time.
Oliver: Ok Tina Tough Tits why don't you just have a cup of shut the fuck up!
Tina Tough Tits by SalmonStairWalker September 30, 2011