When your husband/wife forces you to wear diapers and when you do something they dissaprove of they spank you many times.
Husband: "Honey where my dinner at?"
Wife: "I didn't have time to make it"
Husband: "you'll be getting some time in a bottle tonight"
by Jay March 19, 2004
Top Definition
the most valuable thing
something we can never have
That moment you wish you could have back and live in forever
by rd March 22, 2004
song written by Jim Croche
if i could save time in a bottle, the first thing that i would like to do, is to save every day till eternity passes away just to spend them with you
by Shockakahn March 21, 2004
The idea that you are imprisoned by habitual alcohol consumption.
I would love to find a job! But what to do about this time in a bottle.
by vectortec March 26, 2004
a friggin hourglass
omg liek jeff still uses time in a bottle
by sekio March 24, 2004
The span of time that one has no recollection of while engaged in an alcoholic blackout.
Yeah, I beat that bitch down, but I was spending time in a bottle, so it aint like I'm responsible for doing it or anything.
by Brewjamb March 23, 2004
an hourglass
omg jeff still uses time in a bottle
by sekio March 24, 2004
A Singles bar in the year 2035.
"So were you conceived in the love canal or did you spend Time in a Bottle"
by Tony Williams March 23, 2004
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