Dumb Asian whore with blond hair and fake tits and caked on makeup. Famous for sitting behind her computer hours on end updating her myspace page. Thinks she is bisexual and has scored a TV show "A shot at love", more recently claimed to be pregnant by a certain so called a-list rapper who's identity is unknown.
Her stuck up demeanor and trashy antics has left a void in pop culture, more recently her music career has gone nowhere... and critics claim she has no real talent and only scored a show because of her popularity on myspace and her so-called exotic Asian ethnicity to score ratings.
MTV currently casting "shot at love 3" however due to her spiraling popularity MTV opted to cast an authentic bisexual woman -- tila claims she turned down the deal to move on with other things- such as her "career" in singing.
A hot mess
Aye you heard of this myspace sleez tila tequila?
Oh that jizz junkie that did that track with ya boy?
yeah her, the one who thinks she bisexual
what about that floozy?
she claiming she pregnant with some rappers kid
that lil skeet meat got ran through by the whole block
yeah glad i had that jimmy on extra tight...
yeah tell that to ya boy
the worst singer ever
tila tequila sonds like me singing on helium and has lyrics worse than all american rejects
So-called "internet celebrity" who's famous for having a very frequently visited MySpace profile, and has a face comparable to a pumpkin.
:O Halloween's coming up, better put Tila Tequila in my MySpace top 8!
A great example of what's wrong with America.
Tila Tequila scares me.
A talentless dumb midget with fake tits and a giant fucking head whose 15 minutes of MySpace fame expired in 2006. She'll be stripping in Vegas by '08...
Yo, MTV gave that orange dwarf with the fetal alcohol syndrome eyes her own show?
Tila Tequila, yo!
What the fuck?? Wait, wasn't that dumb hooker "famous" for about 12 seconds last year just for having a bunch of douche bags friends on MySpace?
Something like that bro...I guess MTV ran out of souless rich blond bitches to film.
Also see Tila Nguyen, because that's her real name.
She's 26. She's too old to be "the next superstar".
There's no denying Tila's courage is admirable and all, but where will she be in ten years? She can't just do "sex sells!" and MySpace forever. Also, she is too slow.
Plus her hip hop skills are out of par.
Yes, Tila Tequila's boobs are fake.
1. act of having no talent
2. having no talent
Joe: I can't play this guitar!
Paul: Don't be a Tila Tequila, Suck it up and practice!
A horrible singer, who got famous for spamming the net with naked and half naked pics
I'll just go to Tila Tequila's page with my sound muted!