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I kiss my own tightness 

A phrase used to describe how much you appreciate yourself when other's don't.
"You know rapper RM?"
"Yeah, he's not appreciated enough."
"That's why he says, (I kiss my own tightness)."
"Oh, because he appreciates his self so no one has too."

Her Thighness

Title of New York state's socialist female senator, Her Royal Thighness, Senator Hillary "Rotten" Clinton, aka Shrillary.
Bow down before the thrown of Queen Hillary, Her Thighness.
Her Thighness by zopher82 March 31, 2008
A word used to describe the immaculate grooming and extremely masculane quality of a genuinly great beard.
The tightness of his beard is simply overwhelming, he looks like James Garfield.
Tightness by Stinner July 7, 2011

Tightness confirmed 

Absolute confirmation of something that is tight( as is awesome).
" Damn you see that Ferrari, that shit was tightness confirmed!"
Tightness confirmed by XVT May 4, 2006
1: Tightness in regards to the Thigh Area of the body.
2: Something that feels very pressy, touchy and uncomfortable. Sort of like, a Diddy party.
"Maybe they like the extra space. Who can blame them?
Thighness can be really uncomfortable "
Thighness by wasdasdfghjkl August 1, 2025

Peak Tightness

The tingling feeling in one’s anus when walking or driving at an incredibly high altitude. It’s is often compared to a swarm of soggy fire ants or a secret tickle from a cousin.
My peak tightness was so bad today I had to take a muscle relaxer to use the bathroom.
Peak Tightness by Fleazz October 15, 2023