the flat out man. best athlete we have possible ever seen. tiger continues to break records year after year (many of them his own). arguably the best golfer ever. currently has 12 major victories, 6 shy of Jack Nicklaus's 18 which is the most all time. leaps and bounds beyond his competition. he has 53 tounament wins on the pga tour at age 30. and oh sorry that he doesn't smile more on the course, he's actually in whats called the zone, and has a quite possibly the highest concentration level of any human being. in 2000, 2001 he won all four majors in a row, a feat only comparable to the great Bobby Jones grand slam. since it wasn't in a calender year its not considered a grand slam by some. The Tiger slam is what it has been called. Tiger said "hey i have all four trophies on my mantle at home"
There is always someone better at golf than you unless your name is Tiger Woods.
by butter2 September 5, 2006
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While endeavoring in the act of anal intercourse, right before ejaculation pull out and proceed to insert the handle of a golf club into her anus. Then you bust your nut on her ass cheeks while screaming "FORE!"
Dude I gave your sister a Tiger Woods last night, and you might want to buy a new putter.
by schlogden February 19, 2008
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A man who cheats on his wife for other woman in bars, and on the street.
Man, that Tiger Woods likes woman,
I know, he is a Tiger Woods.
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Matt and Lindy Drinking that Tiger Woods-- DELISH!!!
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A great professional golfer but a man who is a sell out to his race. Comes up with the term "Cablinasian" to describe himself since he is "mixed," even though Woods is too stupid to realize that 90% African Americans are mixed, so he isn't special.

Tiger Woods is a winner at golf but a sell out to Blacks. I'm "mixed" but I call myself Black, and I will always be known as this. Every one respects Barack Obama because even though he his mother is White he identifies with Blacks.

Tiger, all White people see as being Black, and all the money and fame in the world will never change that.
Tiger woods is an Uncle Tom. He comes up with a new term to describe himself so he won't be known as "Black." What a sell out.
by Transduction January 9, 2009
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