tietje 

verb
To tediously examine company data sets causing a sleeping disorder due to excessive red bull and coffee intake while trying to stay awake and come up with a comprehensive analysis.

To take an extravagant amount of data sets, analyze it, and make some sense of it.

To spend 36 hours hovering over your computer screen looking at SPSS data while trying to maintain a hold of your last thread of sanity.

We need to tietje this out.

Go all tietje on it.

tietje by that guy from 419 you know and love March 7, 2007

Tietjen 

First words you’ll ever hear talking to a Tietjen is “Do you have food?” Might actually be the biggest beggar you’ve ever met in your entire life. WILL steal your lunch tray if you leave it out too long. Roughhouses a lot with his friends. Low key sounds like a balloon with air coming out of it as he speaks. Ladies man, gets that bag. HUGE EIGHTY INCH PP. All the ladies love him, and men wanna be him. Can turn any girl on with a stare, even some guys. DONT mess with Tietjens girls, because he can bench 3200 pounds. Has a bra collection at his house from all his hoes.

Dwayne: “Omg I think Tietjen stole my girl!”

Tietjen: “That I did, my friend.”

Tietjen by Bus18 April 29, 2024