Tibetian Lung Cancer  

A disease that is easy to recover from, but tends to have lasting side effects. Some of the negative effects of TLC can include a painfully large inflation of the ego (which can be cured by large doses of humility). Also, TLC tends to cause allergies to losing. (which can result in anaphylaxis)

Sally: *coughcoughEGOcoughcough*
Bob: My ego is hereditary.
Sally: No, I think you've just survived Tibetian Lung Cancer !!

Tibetian Lung Cancer by Willhemina April 26, 2009

Tibetian Ball Drainer 

Like tantric methods, the recipient experiences a lengthy "double ejaculation" from focused working of the scrotum, testicles, taint and erogenous areas in tandem with varying edging techniques. Usually requiring more than an hour "session" the scrotum is restrained and pulled taught and the testicles aggressively sucked while the recipient goons to porn. Once in full goon, the recipient at the whim of the other partner/partners will suddenly and uncontrollably orgasm upon release of the restraint while the testicles are pushed firmly against the pelvis and held in place. It is not uncommon for the recipient to experience double the number of usual contractions, sometimes more. This techinque is know to reduce or eliminate the usual refractory period post orgasm resulting in an ability to experience multiple orgasms thereafter. According to tradition, some nomadic Tibetians incorporated this as part of a cleansing ritual when combined with meditation and psych inducing beverages. Long a closely held secret among a select few high priced underground BDSM practitioners, the Tibetian Ball Drainer has reportedly been the most expensive item on the menu of services commanding over $2000/hr. Experienced practitioners state they can keep client in a suspended state of ejaculation whereby a firm slapping of the testicles while under restraint results in an involuntary release without ejaculation spasms. The resulting heightened sense of arousal is reputed to last for up to 3 days.

Got my first Tibetian Ball Drainer last night.

Tibetian Ball Drainer by BigJakeCarlson November 24, 2016

Tiberian Sun 

The Sequel to Command & Conquer and Command & Conquer: Renegade, The game is set in the 2030 (or 2031 I forgot). On Tiberian sun, Nod recovered itself when a man named Anton Slavik escapes Execution and then later on Executed his would be executor Hassan and when doing so Kane makes a surprise revival. On the GDI's side of the story: General James Soloman (played by James Earl Jones from Star Wars) realized that Kane is back in power and he plans to do Something about it, so he gets one of his best men, Commander Mike McNeil (Played by Michael Biehn from Termanator 1) Mike was also assigned to capture Nod General Vega who has been dealing a possible Tiberium based poison. Also there have been many new things with Tiberium in Tiberian Sun, Tiberium has grown rapidly causing Civilian evacuation from Temperate and tropical climates of the earth (those are ecosystems that Tiberium grow the fastest on) and caused almost all non-mutated Human Civilians to evacuated to the Colder Northern Regions of the Earth (eg, Scandinavia, North Russia and Siberia, North Canada, Greenland ext). Some humans who were infected by Tiberium gradually mutated into Tiberium mutants known as the Forgotten who were also known as Shiners as a racist slang by most non-infected Civilians and GDI personnel. The Forgotten (Shiners as we would call em) are major victims of Nod Tiberium research. Tiberium research was a key component for the Brotherhood of Nod's cyborg program and discover advanced Tiberium mutations such as Viceroids (which also appeared on Tiberian Dawn and renegade)fiends, Tiberium Floaters, and Tiberium Veinhole monsters (New mutant creatures on Tiberian sun). Command and Conquer: Tiberian I would say, Although a old and dated game (it was released back in the Summer of 1999) it has a intresting Plot and Story and James Earl Jones (aka: Darth Vader) is in it!

If you want a good yet classical Futuristic/Sci-fi RTS game, then you should give C&C:Tiberian Sun, and it's expansion pack- C&C:Tiberian Sun Firestorm a try

Tiberian Sun by The Harmeister March 28, 2005

tibetan fur pillow

When you shave your pubes and sprinkle them on an Asian girls asshole and begin to eat her ass.

Chris- Dude I saw you hooked up with that hot Chinese girl.
Me- Yeah, I buried my face in her tibetan fur pillow.
Chris- Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you.

tibetan fur pillow by rcraft92 September 8, 2018

tiberian sun 

Probably the best rts ever. It was the groundbreaker for all other rts's, it made commands like "attack here" become noticably needed.

Tiberian Sun was the last great game made by Westwood. Ever since EA took over, things have gotten shitty.

tiberian sun by Jon May 1, 2005

Tibetan death whistle 

To perform this you must be an expert at Tibetan throat singing. The actual act is sexual in nature as you would bend over your partner and start singing into their asshole. Has to be high or low pitch vibrations strong enough to feel it on the insides.

I'm gonna take you home and show you how to Tibetan death whistle baby.

Tibetan death whistle by Excalliburrito April 30, 2022

Tiberian Dawn 

The first in the Command & Conquer series of games. Sometimes written Tiberium Dawn for whatever reason. Prequel of Tiberian Sun.

Tiberian Dawn was the start of a good series of games, but Tiberian Sun was the game to TRULY Rock the Casbah!

Tiberian Dawn by Joseph D. Collins May 1, 2005