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toddlers and tiaras

A TLC and DMAX show about moms who aren't happy with letting their kids be kids so they dress them up, slap makeup on their faces and throw them out in front of an audience so they can be judged on how "beautiful" they look in a swimsuit clearly designed for a 20-year-old. This process generally creates bratty but adorable divas like Makenzie and Eden, and makes a very addictive TV show.
Did you see that mother who dressed her two-year-old as a prostitute on toddlers and tiaras?
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Toddlers and Tiaras

A reality TV show on TLC where parents dress their children up as sluts, making them wear more make up than some adults. Most mothers force their daughter to do these pageants and they live through their daughter. 90% of mothers on that show are fat or ugly, sometimes both. Over all it's a great show and rather addicting.
Yesturday Toddlers and Tiaras yesturday, Eden got second place and cried. She's still cute.
Toddlers and Tiaras by Team Eden August 23, 2011
tiara is The MOST beautiful, AMAZING girl you will EVER meet.

she has a smile that can light up a room and a beautiful soul to go along with it<3

Everything tiara does will amaze u. tiara is an amazing friend and an over all great person. A personality anyone can love(
She can and WILL steal your heart in the blink of an eye.

Everything about her is perfect..

Her smile. Her walk. Her.voice. Her presence Simply perfect

Her smile tho....especially the one i know she will get when reading this..it will complete u.

Almost unreal.. how 1 person can hold so much beauty.

tiara will without a doubt take a spot deep inside your heart that no one could ever replace no matter what. a Truly unforgettable girl.

She is a girl with a past, a story, and just as everyone else, a life with regrets along the way.

But if your lucky enough and you can see tiara for what she really is...well then your just lucky
If your lucky enough to call this girl yours...NEVER let her go. shes a keeper.

shes one in a million.

Not one person iv ever met is quite like her.

tiara will always be there for you. thru thick and thin. Tiara is a girl who is absolutely perfect and beautiful. She may be shy at first, but once you get to know her she could be friendly, crazy and loving. She supports all her friends and helps them through all their problems. Tiara is a caring person and will always be there for someone.
tiara is an amazing person
tiara by codyislit March 9, 2019

Corn-Studded Tiara 

A long, curved shit log that comes out your ass 24 hours after eating a generous portion of corn. It can be placed on your partner's head as a lovely crown fit for a princess.
When the strong fecal aroma filled the room I knew it could only be one thing. Eric displayed a big brown Corn-Studded Tiara on his head. His sexiness was reminiscent of Audrey Hepburn - with shit on top.
Corn-Studded Tiara by B. H. McNultey September 6, 2010
Tiara I love you
Tiara by Ssppnw November 27, 2019

Tiara week 

Ladies don't have sex during menstruation, "It's the difference between a woman and a lady".

No matter how biblical the sex, there will be no parting of the red sea during Tiara week.

Synonyms: Blow job week, Titty wank week

Antonyms: Shark week, Sharkey week
Susie pronounced "I'm totally going to be your slut in the bedroom, (but) I'm still going to be a lady". Tiara week had just become forbidden fruit and Stuart spent his time parading around in sweatpants with a blatant disregard for underwear.