The Headlines You Need

THYN is an acronym used to describe news stories that are often overlooked or eclipsed by over-hyped, brainless headlines that divert the majority of society's attention from information that effects their everyday lives.

Hey did you read the article about Kim and Kanye's new baby?

I did not. Did you know doctors have found a cure for aids? It was a THYN story on page 42D of the POST.

THYN by Null_Prime January 19, 2014

Related Words

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Thyn

Thyn is a name very few people use in this world. Thyn gets angry very easily, when you see Thyn, you will probably hate him instantly. His friends are the people who didn't hate him at first sight, but Thyn treats his friends very badly, if you try to prank him or take any of his things, he will scream like a mad man. If he doesn't scream, he will probably take your stuff too, so don't you dare try to annoy him. Thyn will ditch his friends for people that are more popular, so he doesn't have a lot of friends. He likes to play games on his PC on weekdays when his parents doesn't allow him to play, he got caught 2 times already. He has a liking for music and makes music almost daily, be careful of Thyn
(this is a joke)

Person 1: "Do you just hate Thyn?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I just touched his stuff and he screamed like a mad man"
Person 1: "I know, right?"

Thyn by EliteGamerMax October 29, 2022

thyn

an old English word for "your"

come hither and receive thyn reward

thyn by 42621051 February 26, 2022

thynomalis

Does not have a meaning - Do not make one up - This name belongs only to him, and no one else, so fuck off and don't steal it.

Thynomalis will kill you.

thynomalis by TheOnlyRealThynomalis May 19, 2003

Thyna

A girl who is brazilian but who will later grow to be white, just like her parents.

woah that girl is so Thyna!

Thyna by welovethyna June 9, 2010

Thynia

* The word Thynia is used when you see a fairly attractive girl who looks as if she has a lot of sex.

* A Thynia usually has a roughchildhood, being raped in school by her peers, sucking diuugh for money etc.

*Thynias often get a job in the prostitution business at the age of 15 - 16.

* Thynias are better kept "Friends with benefits" or "Fuck Buddies" than girlfriend or wife.

GtSammy: Mom, I just met a Thynia in school today !

Mom: Did you smash ?

GtSammy: Of fucking course !

Thynia by TrishelleDon'tRideMePlease March 6, 2016

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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