thwopped

to be hit with something fast and unexpected; to be owned/pwned by something. Usually applies to funny or humorous instances.

We are about to get thwopped by that team.

by Castiel503 July 25, 2010

thwop

The act of releasing the male genitalia from the pants and striking the (preferably) opposite sex making this comic-book sound.

Allan pulled out his skinflute and thwoped Pamela in the throat.

by Mrs brown of forest hills high April 5, 2005

Thwop

To Thwop,an action. The sound made when a male takes his penis and hits a random female in the head with it. usually used to signify someone that deserves being hit in the head by a dick.Can also be used as a sexual action.

Lets go out tonight,get hammered and im Thwoping every broad in there tonight.

Let me Thwop some sense into this dumb broad.

by Thwopking March 18, 2009

thwop

1. n. The sound mashed potatoes make while being served.
2. v. To serve mashed potatoes, creating a "thwop"ing sound.

Would you kindly thwop me some mashed potatoes?

by The Grammar Nazi November 22, 2001

thwop

To slap a person with the penis across the face, see ex.

"Aw man, what should we do to wake him up?
THWOP HIM!"

by Ross February 3, 2004

Thwopping

The act / sound of repeatedly inserting and removing one's penis from a poorly lubricated anus

"Man, I nearly broke my dick last night thwopping Becky's dad."

by TheSoundsGuy October 10, 2019

Patch & a thwop

To slap the living shit out of someone so hard that you leave a full hand print embedded on their face followed by a hard punch to the jaw or side of the skull making a loud thwop sound and ultimately leaving them unconscious

Dat sucka tried to diss me so i gave em a patch & a thwop

by Professor g slang February 18, 2021