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The day in between Wedneday and Frday in which the Thur clan (also known as the Thurgondian Circus Act from Mississippi) host a ritual dedicated to their fallen warriors. The ritual also encompasses any and all persons injured by or from an indirect cause of The Great Rabbit Stampede of 2001.
Guy 1: Wanna come celebrate Thurday?
Guy 2: Nah sorry I'm part of the Frday clan.
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Thirsty Thursdays 

Pioneered by business school students who don't have class on friday like everyone else. Thirsty Thursday's is the worship of the gods of alcohol intoxication with limited consequences. Most important at colleges with a high commuter to on campus population ratio.
The best parties on campus are on Thirsty Thursdays.
Thirsty Thursdays by AErrorist September 4, 2006
coined by famous white man known as Nathan Allen. used when you see a person with hella ass on a Thursday afternoon.
Damn girl, you stay looking thicc this thurday.
thurday by aylosfrijoles November 27, 2019

Two Thursdays 

A truly intuitive idea. Because one of the vitures of life is anticipation and waiting. Humans are constantly looking forward to the weekend. When someone is so filled with anticipation they are said to be having their "TWO THURSDAYS."
I'm havving my TWO THURSDAYS waiting to go to six flags and ride the fun roller coasters
Two Thursdays by Jon Skillman October 28, 2012

Thirsty Thursdays 

When you have to party on Thursday because the week is stressing you out enough already, or just because
Why didn't you go to class friday?

Thirsty Thursday
Thirsty Thursdays by NoahG December 19, 2003

Nigga Night Thursdays 

Thursday nights in downtown Gainesville, FL where all the clubs are infested with black people. The only white people you'll see are the high volume of police officers around town.
Nathan I told you I don't wanna go out on Nigga Night Thursdays.
Nigga Night Thursdays by BWabes March 29, 2015

Thursdays are for the boys

In Afghanistan, Thursday is the end of the work week (Friday being a holy day), and Thursday night is when affluent Afghans traditionally engage in social events (similar to Friday or Saturday night in the United States). Part of the bacchanalia certain Afghans participate in is “bacha bazi,” the tradition of dressing young boys in girls’ clothes and have them dance for a group of men. Often times, these men use the boys for sexual favors. Thus the sayings "Man love Thursday" or "Thursdays are for the boys."
Abdul: Hey Hassam, do you want to take our wives on a double date this Thursday?

Hassam: Are you kidding, Thursdays are for the boys!