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thunderpiss 

A thunderously loud (hence the name) stream of piss that is unleashed in either of the following two situations:

1) When you first wake up in the morning and have to piss so badly that you feel like your bladder is about to explode;

2) After you have consumed an abundance of alcohol in a relatively short period of time.
1) John woke up this morning, immediately staggered into the bathroom and proceeded to cut loose a devastating stream of thunderpiss.

2) After Frank polished off the coffee pot full of whiskey and coke in less than an hour, he sprayed the sidewalk with thunderpiss.

thunderkiss 

Verb - Thunderkiss
To give unforgetably amazing or brutal oral sex, sometimes referring to deep throating. Thunderkissing is usually given by a prostitute or some other promiscuous female, so using it as a command or suggection would also subtly imply said female was a whore.

Noun- Thunderkiss(er)
1. The act of thunkderkissing.

2 A synonym for cocksucker, also used in the place of slut.
Guy 1: "I used to have something for Sheryl, but I heard she's thunderkissed every other guy in this school."

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I have to admit, it was some good thunderkiss."

Guy 1: "Great, now there's no way I'm going out with that thunderkisser."
thunderkiss by Michael D. S. October 15, 2007

thunderpiss 

Steve: "Mary Ann, I'm going to take a thunderpiss on our electric fence."

Mary Ann: "Have fun, swee -- wait, what?"

Steve: *background* "OH MY GOD!!!!!"
thunderpiss by Exoras July 7, 2006

Thunderkiss 

When two people turn around, bend over, touch cheeks and simultaneously fart.
Bro, I walked in on Paddy and Lil Dan doing a Thunderkiss. The paint was peeling off the walls.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026